I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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