Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
