windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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