ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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