Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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