thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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