so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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