Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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