I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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