You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she was so not down for the gang bang
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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