I heard we made out
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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