do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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