Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
