This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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