I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I still have a little drunk in my system
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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