i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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