awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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