Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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