I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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