i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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