she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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