Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my sisters under your porch take her home
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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