You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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