You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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