I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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