and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
