he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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