Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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