Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think my fart just growled at me.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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