Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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