so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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