Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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