When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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