she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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