Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just high enough for therapy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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