question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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