I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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