so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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