he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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