I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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