do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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