all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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