My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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