he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
