Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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