When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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