i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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