is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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