i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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