Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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