you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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