No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We have started to decorate penises.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
